27 July 2013

Of Traffic Suggestions and is it Lexuses or Lexi?

It’s been seven-and-half months since my arrival in the United Arab Emirates, and the things I have encountered and the very short (41 years) history of this small country are interesting and intriguing.

Barely four decades ago, the UAE was a backward, third-world nation with a population that was generally subsistence fisherman and herders, and illiterate. The north of the country, famous today for the city and emirate of Dubai, was the wealthier area, and all seven of the emirates were and are controlled by an individual sheikh and his ruling family. These emirates were connected by a tenuous and primitive network of roads. Reliable transport was mostly by coastal dhow (a small, wooden sailing ship) or by camel train.

Today, the Emirates are linked by a modern, exceptionally well-engineered series of limited-access highways that would make the US Interstate and German Autobahn Systems proud. Motorway E11 between Abu Dhabi, the national capitol, and Dubai is a 6-lane, heavily fenced, fully-lit speedway for the 130 kilometers (80 miles) between the cities. The trip from Abu Dhabi to Al Ain that took 7 days by camel in 1965 now takes about an hour.

And while the speed limit is 120 kilometers per hour (km/h), there are signs at frequent intervals warning that the absolute maximum speed, governed mind you by radar, is 140 km/h, or about 86 mph. The problem is that it is well known that you are pretty safe, ticket-wise, unless you exceed 200 km/h, or about 124 mph. Anything over that and you can, and in many cases had, have your car seized and your license suspended.
Yes, the UAE police not only seize your license, they seize your car!

Confession time now: I have gotten a ticket here in a speed trap. 105 in a 60 zone! That’s 65 mph in a 36 mph zone. The offer was exceptionally polite and friendly, assuring me that the fine wouldn’t exceed 200 Dirhams (about $53). And then, a few days later, I received a text message stating,
 “You committed a traffic offence in ABU DHABI ON 07-04-2013 (7 April 2013) that has been registered to (my drivers license number). You are kindly requested to observe the traffic rules.”

Interestingly, expatriates of certain countries have a very easy time getting their Emirati Drivers License. With your UAE residence visa (another story separate from this one), drivers license, a translated copy of said license (which costs about 150 Dirham at a certified translation center), and a 200 Dirham fee, you become the proud owner of an Emirati license at your local DMV!

There are a few interesting differences here. One example is the stop lights here which signal red for ‘stop,’ green for ‘go,’ and yellow for ‘caution.’ But, between the green and yellow signals is a flashing green that warned of the coming yellow light, which doesn’t stay illuminated long. And people here follow the stop light signals firmly. It's about the only traffic law that they do. Everything else is apparently considered to be "traffic suggestions."
Since being here I have encountered or heard of some awful accidents on the roadways. One that occurred soon after my arrival was an accident where a large tractor-trailer hauling sand overturned onto a bus full of construction workers enroute to work. Twenty-two workers died, mostly of suffocation from being buried in sand! And many deaths here seem to come from a severe lack of seatbelt and car seat use. Just last week, a family of ten lost both parents and five children in a single-auto accident. No statement was made on seatbelt usage.
In that same vein, I have seen some AMAZINGLY poor driving here. Nothing that would equal the ineptitude of drivers in Korea or North Carolina, but pretty bizarre and dangerous nevertheless. I will state that of all the drivers here, the ones I most fear are those who drive Lexuses (would that be Lexi?). Without a doubt, Emirati Lexus drivers are the most, aggressive, obnoxious and rude drivers in the country. I have had Lexus drivers attempt to run me off the road, pull out in front of me, cut across four lanes to make an exit barely missing me and other cars, passing in the emergency lane, and pulling up on my bumper to try and have me pull over into another lane even though that lane is occupied by trucks! Obnoxiousness in spades.

Another curious thing to me is the popularity of what we in America would call exotic cars. Dubai, in its bid to host the World’s Fair has bought a group of exotics that include a Lamborghini, a Bugatti as well as others. Porsches, Maseratis, Mercedes, Infinitis and BMWs are common here, and I see most of these drivers operating their machines responsibly, though a 19-year-old died recently from wrapping his Maserati around a pole while apparently sober. The most amazing thing, though, is the apparent lack of factory-provided turn signals on these machines. If you live and drive in the Carolinas, you can appreciate what I mean.
Double parking isn’t uncommon here, despite an apparent policy here to provide fairly large parking spaces at every public parking area. Here at my apartment building, where parking is not plentiful, I do my level best to show my displeasure by parking as close as I can to said scofflaws, making every effort to stay within the lines. Heh, heh. My car’s a rental.

And speaking of rentals, I must give my little Hyundai i10 a big thumbs-up. Small and just a 4-cylinder, I’ve had it up to 140 km/h, and the pick-up and acceleration are quite good. It is surprisingly comfortable for a subcompact, and the clutch and stick shift are easy and comfortable.
So far, except for few aggravations, driving in the UAE is not unlike driving in the States. And, compared to Korea and Spain, and possibly North Carolina, quite a bit more pleasant.